if u watch jack neo shows,u will alwas see characters deceiving themselves with v funny remarks or logic. like for eg. mark's theory of winning in 4D..u either win or u lose.. 50-50%..
i alwas tot all these r juz in shows..for laughter,humour or sacarsm.. but i actually encountered a few jack neo's movie scenarios recently..
eg,last wed,i went out with chee wee for thai dinner plus a movie..thai food was nice,but anyway,later we went to watch marley n me movie. e cinema was almoz empty with juz a few pple watching a relative old movie on a weekday. me n chee wee juz watched e show, n at most commented on e story plot once in a while. Then got this mad guy, alone n mad looking(actually,later he was really mad). he was sitting directly in front of me,n he suddenly stand up n shouted abt us needing to keep quiet in e movie.. n we were hardly talking at all! stunned for a few seconds..then i commented v loudly"CRAZY fellow".. v irritating sound of crazy highly emphasised,ne h got mad! which was honestly wat i wanted. he stared at me while i smiled at him,awaiting for him to deliver his first punch b4 i start kicking him,but to my dissapointment,he did not fight. instd, he sat on top of e chair cushionn purposely block my view. i pushed him to e ground n we started argueing abt who is e one been kuai lan..tat was e exact words used...kuai lan.. chee wee was like trying pacify e situation,while e calm me was calm but yet trying to aggrevate e situation. (btw,calm does not mean smart). chee wee in e end walked to another sit away from him,but i refused to sit anywhere else. i purposely coughed v heavily at his hair,which provoked more quarrels..
haiz..marley n me is a good show,n v touching.. but i guess both of us(not talking abt chee wee) really spoiled e whole show's atmosphere. but it is his fault,i merely defended my pride n class.. no way was a mad man going to have e last laugh at me.. mad laugh then he win..
marley n me is really a good show.. i like it a lot.. esp e dog,he really relates to how deeply dogs have immersed into my family's lifestyle. honestly rite, i am nice to pple,but i never trust human beings. family aside,my dogs r my most trust worthy friends tat i will trust n noe they will never want to harm me for selfish gains.
another encounter..but not so exciting.. i was taking cab from home to ntu,n throughout e 45 mins rite,e taxi driver kept on complaining abt how bad sg government is.. n i can tell he is those ah seng in e past,one of e more senior chief gangsters also got. anyway,he was convincing me abt how stupid sg citizens r to vote for e gov. juz for e sake of economic stability,which turned out to be so bad. i was like telling him abt how sg is safer than other countries which is our strong point,n he start telling me tat sg is safe only coz we literally pay for the lights n safety measures...oh man..so lame.. then nvm..i start convincing him tat citizens should vote for PAP n only consider other parties if they proved to be reasonable parties. u noe wat he tell me?? i try to recall e conversation...
"this sg pple,dunnoe how to think one..simple probability also dunno how to count..still think they so smart..
...ok i ask u.. wat is e probability a political party is better than PAP?"
i replied.."low..they r not exactly v active now except for when there are.."
he interrupts "wrong! tat is y gov brain wash u all till simple maths also dunno how to count....e chances is 33%!!!!'..."
he continues"there is a 33% chance any party is better than our gov,33% chance it is e same,33% chance it is worse!"
OMG.. i really heard such logic from my own encounters.. i cannot believe it.. wat has my nation turned into.. there is a taxi driver with such logic, and an encounter with a madman in a cinema...
worse..wat have i turned into.....
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Tribute to my favourite Dota hero:Yurnero the Juggernaut
this story is modified from my fantasies when i first play dota n was obsessed with juggernaut's omnislash n thought perserverance was a godly item. needless to say,my juggernaut went round e map looking for e item perserverance n got slaughtered many times,b4 i learnt how to get perserverance,b4 boots...i love juggernaut a lot.i really do.. even when my friends told me how a beginner should not use such heroes,i did not mind, as long as i was rewarded with getting to perform e OM-NI_SLASH! ladies n gentlemen, welcome to my world of juggernauts..
Once upon a time,in a small northen village of Kalimdor,a baby juggernaut was born. He was looked after by his grandparents KOTL and CM who loved him very much n took great care of him. He was called Yurnero,soon to be known as e greatest hero of all times.
It was at this time whereby scourge mages were often sent by the Lich King to haunt the villagers for protection fees. Yurnero at the tender age of one,already learnt the art of spinning without been affected by spells and chased them away. The mages tired out eventually after they realised Yurnero had unlimited mana spinning thanks to his grandparents. Even the loan shark leader DP could not handle him n had to run away with her magical bats.
The lich king was angered tat the sentinels dared to defy his enforced laws and sent his best assasin SA and hired his contracted bounty hunter BH to hunt him down. Young Yurnero could not handle them and was cluelessly spinning at the wrong places,while been tactically backstabbed. Fortune was on his side as he became mysteriously invisible in e forest and thus managed to escape. To date,noone ever could solve e mystery y he became invisible suddenly near the trees.
Yurnero,injured and vulnerable,sought solace at his uncle's tarvern. His uncle AM was a v nice blind man who was one of e elite guards of e sentinels at its peak b4 e dark times. Yurnero asked:"Uncle AM,y is it tat i cannot c my enemies which are haunting me? how can i see better?" Uncle AM replied:"erm,let me think how can this old one help.. e problem with u,young Yurnero is tat u see too much,n feel too little. fighting a war is never abt fighting ur opps,it's abt feeling urself and understanding ur surroundings to e peak of perfection...Only then,can u feel e air n feel e foreign matters in e air around u" Uncle AM then took out a gem n gave the juggernaut intensive training with it. By the end of 2 months, young Yurnero finally learnt how to sense e disturbance in e force around him,n trusted his fighting skills totally on his instincts n his essense.
The jug went b n sought revenge on BH n SA. They were totally dominated by him n were defenceless. BH n SA went b to e Lich King n complained:"My Lord,it is not fair.We r most valued for our invisibility,and yet, this youngster juz c through us like water.i am sorry,but we cannot be of service to u anymore,now tat we have lost our invisibility."
e Lich King was infuriated and sent his top henchman the SK. SK was powerful because he had 2 lives n his 2nd life usually will kill any opps who dared stand in his way. yurnero got a shock when SK merely revived from his spin. Yurnero had to cool down n started retreating..However,SK chased him for 3 days n the jug was cornered in e corner of e map.Yurnero,then a teenager recalled his trainings in his early days,whereby he had to sit down at e fountain n do nothing but meditate. it was at this hour of need,tat he finally understood wat his trainings were for-to do nothing is so tat he will not be reliant on his spins,but rather fighting with his own skills n beliefs. Having achieved enlightenment,he closed his eyes n do wat his mediation over e years guide him to do wat he excels best...it was e OM-NI-SLASH! with tat, e 3 hit combo killed SK's 2 lives. Jug taunted SK n said" 3 is better than 2! u r doomed.." SK then said"u will not kill me pls..i am your father..." SK then took out his mask,n jug realised he was e man who used to play with him when he was young. Tears flowed out,n SK took e chance to escape.
Our dear jug was not naive. He knew SK has been mind altered n will still came b for him. He hence practised on his new SENSATIONAL omnislash.Jug was a fast learner n soon increased his omni to a 5 hit combo. Meanwhile,SK went to farm for a weapon called MANTA. with tat,SK planned to have 6(3x2) images to counter jug's 5 hit combo. SK eventually hunted jug down,but he got defeated again..OM-huat-NI-huat-SLASH!..Jug screamed in victory"while 6 is more than 5,5 is more than 4! Manta has cool down..ur ignorance will be ur downfall.." With tat,e evil SK was perished.
Jug was not fast enough though,to stop a droid from sliding in n stealing e MANTA b4 teleporting away. e droid was later known to be Tinker,n it created history by defeating one of e wildest monsters called Roshan n claimed e ageis. Tinker was programmed by e Lich King to hunt down jug. This time,jug gave up hope for Tinker had 6 images this time,as a robot has no cooldown. Jug,in defeat,went into isolation for years.
Fortunately for e sentinels,our hero stumbled onto a secret shop. Next to e billard place,there was a lanshop. yurnero took up IT courses and,with the help of technology, mastered his omni-slash to the fullest! he has perfected hsi omnislash to a 7 hit combo! During e course, he also fell in love with the secret shop sales lady,lina and they got married. Lina loved him v much too,n gave him a butterfly pin.
Enthusiastically,our now adult Yurnero went b n chased Tinker away from e village. E villagers cheered in joy,for their saviour the juggernaut king has returned! Yurnero's 7 hit combo was juz enought to defeat e roshan slayer. huat-OM-huat-NI-huat-SLASH-huat! e villagers celebrated in joy at their release,but yurnero was not satisfied. He wanted the scourge to leave e village once n for all.
However,reality is tat age has caught up with our no longer young hero here,n his meditation has also let him noe of his limits of his powers. The lich king was truely invincible,for he has 9 lives. But heroes r defined not by their powers,but by their character and their love for their nation. Yurnero, with the most threatening but calm voice he can master, hissed to e Lich King:"Dreaded enemy,e time has come,my omni slash is boundless in powers n has grown more since e slay of e TINKER. i challenge u to mortal combat one on one! come here now with ur 9 lives!"
The Lich King laughed,n laughed n laughed for a long time,then stared at jug, Yurnero was not affected n continued to smile sweetly at the scourge war lord. The lich king,suddenly with disguise did something he never did b4.....
the Lich King(level 25) has left the realm of Kalimdor.
Once upon a time,in a small northen village of Kalimdor,a baby juggernaut was born. He was looked after by his grandparents KOTL and CM who loved him very much n took great care of him. He was called Yurnero,soon to be known as e greatest hero of all times.
It was at this time whereby scourge mages were often sent by the Lich King to haunt the villagers for protection fees. Yurnero at the tender age of one,already learnt the art of spinning without been affected by spells and chased them away. The mages tired out eventually after they realised Yurnero had unlimited mana spinning thanks to his grandparents. Even the loan shark leader DP could not handle him n had to run away with her magical bats.
The lich king was angered tat the sentinels dared to defy his enforced laws and sent his best assasin SA and hired his contracted bounty hunter BH to hunt him down. Young Yurnero could not handle them and was cluelessly spinning at the wrong places,while been tactically backstabbed. Fortune was on his side as he became mysteriously invisible in e forest and thus managed to escape. To date,noone ever could solve e mystery y he became invisible suddenly near the trees.
Yurnero,injured and vulnerable,sought solace at his uncle's tarvern. His uncle AM was a v nice blind man who was one of e elite guards of e sentinels at its peak b4 e dark times. Yurnero asked:"Uncle AM,y is it tat i cannot c my enemies which are haunting me? how can i see better?" Uncle AM replied:"erm,let me think how can this old one help.. e problem with u,young Yurnero is tat u see too much,n feel too little. fighting a war is never abt fighting ur opps,it's abt feeling urself and understanding ur surroundings to e peak of perfection...Only then,can u feel e air n feel e foreign matters in e air around u" Uncle AM then took out a gem n gave the juggernaut intensive training with it. By the end of 2 months, young Yurnero finally learnt how to sense e disturbance in e force around him,n trusted his fighting skills totally on his instincts n his essense.
The jug went b n sought revenge on BH n SA. They were totally dominated by him n were defenceless. BH n SA went b to e Lich King n complained:"My Lord,it is not fair.We r most valued for our invisibility,and yet, this youngster juz c through us like water.i am sorry,but we cannot be of service to u anymore,now tat we have lost our invisibility."
e Lich King was infuriated and sent his top henchman the SK. SK was powerful because he had 2 lives n his 2nd life usually will kill any opps who dared stand in his way. yurnero got a shock when SK merely revived from his spin. Yurnero had to cool down n started retreating..However,SK chased him for 3 days n the jug was cornered in e corner of e map.Yurnero,then a teenager recalled his trainings in his early days,whereby he had to sit down at e fountain n do nothing but meditate. it was at this hour of need,tat he finally understood wat his trainings were for-to do nothing is so tat he will not be reliant on his spins,but rather fighting with his own skills n beliefs. Having achieved enlightenment,he closed his eyes n do wat his mediation over e years guide him to do wat he excels best...it was e OM-NI-SLASH! with tat, e 3 hit combo killed SK's 2 lives. Jug taunted SK n said" 3 is better than 2! u r doomed.." SK then said"u will not kill me pls..i am your father..." SK then took out his mask,n jug realised he was e man who used to play with him when he was young. Tears flowed out,n SK took e chance to escape.
Our dear jug was not naive. He knew SK has been mind altered n will still came b for him. He hence practised on his new SENSATIONAL omnislash.Jug was a fast learner n soon increased his omni to a 5 hit combo. Meanwhile,SK went to farm for a weapon called MANTA. with tat,SK planned to have 6(3x2) images to counter jug's 5 hit combo. SK eventually hunted jug down,but he got defeated again..OM-huat-NI-huat-SLASH!..Jug screamed in victory"while 6 is more than 5,5 is more than 4! Manta has cool down..ur ignorance will be ur downfall.." With tat,e evil SK was perished.
Jug was not fast enough though,to stop a droid from sliding in n stealing e MANTA b4 teleporting away. e droid was later known to be Tinker,n it created history by defeating one of e wildest monsters called Roshan n claimed e ageis. Tinker was programmed by e Lich King to hunt down jug. This time,jug gave up hope for Tinker had 6 images this time,as a robot has no cooldown. Jug,in defeat,went into isolation for years.
Fortunately for e sentinels,our hero stumbled onto a secret shop. Next to e billard place,there was a lanshop. yurnero took up IT courses and,with the help of technology, mastered his omni-slash to the fullest! he has perfected hsi omnislash to a 7 hit combo! During e course, he also fell in love with the secret shop sales lady,lina and they got married. Lina loved him v much too,n gave him a butterfly pin.
Enthusiastically,our now adult Yurnero went b n chased Tinker away from e village. E villagers cheered in joy,for their saviour the juggernaut king has returned! Yurnero's 7 hit combo was juz enought to defeat e roshan slayer. huat-OM-huat-NI-huat-SLASH-huat! e villagers celebrated in joy at their release,but yurnero was not satisfied. He wanted the scourge to leave e village once n for all.
However,reality is tat age has caught up with our no longer young hero here,n his meditation has also let him noe of his limits of his powers. The lich king was truely invincible,for he has 9 lives. But heroes r defined not by their powers,but by their character and their love for their nation. Yurnero, with the most threatening but calm voice he can master, hissed to e Lich King:"Dreaded enemy,e time has come,my omni slash is boundless in powers n has grown more since e slay of e TINKER. i challenge u to mortal combat one on one! come here now with ur 9 lives!"
The Lich King laughed,n laughed n laughed for a long time,then stared at jug, Yurnero was not affected n continued to smile sweetly at the scourge war lord. The lich king,suddenly with disguise did something he never did b4.....
the Lich King(level 25) has left the realm of Kalimdor.
Saturday, December 27, 2008
mahjong drought
juz something amazing,i self touched my most valued game in mahjong last night... juz for tat game, n it is only 1 fold.. y is it so amazing,when i had no flowers or animals, n had to resort to all sequence for tat one fold...it is coz... tat was my only win in that whole round! n it was at e very last game of e round then i won e v last round,to avoid having a record of not winning at all in a round.
i lost $90 tat nite,but it could have been more.. there goes my undefeated mj streak. somehow, everytime i go out with a girl,i will lose money tat nite or e next day . n maybe tat is y i win more often than lose in gambling.
i lost $90 tat nite,but it could have been more.. there goes my undefeated mj streak. somehow, everytime i go out with a girl,i will lose money tat nite or e next day . n maybe tat is y i win more often than lose in gambling.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
homeless freak
yes,i noe.. e nick sucks.. but my life realli sucks, coz i am realli tat...a homeless freak now.. over e past 1.5 weeks,i have slept at airports, restaurants,lan shops, school hall lounge... it realli sucks to be in such a position, but i guess i dun have a choice...i cannot trouble pple n stay in their houses no matter wat
i dun understand y my parents treat me like this... i am e elder brother n i am not nasty or anything.. somehow my presence irk them, at difficult times, i have to endure my parents' nonsense, n i never complain.. n while i go through all these tough moments, my younger brother simply avoid them by been overseas studying, n spending more money. n yet, eventually i am e one been kicked out of e house, while my parents long for my younger brother to return b to them.
nobody will believe wat make them chase me out. it all juz coz of a superstition. n i was chased out juz like tat to protect themselves. well, e superstition did bring us bad luck when they believe n react according to it..
it is apparant tat i have been taken for granted. i am definateli staying away from them for some time,as i think we used to be getting too close for comfort.
this incident aside, these few days i am busy doing fyp. my gambling has been on a high streak. i have won b all my losses in poker in juz 2 sessions n won even more. so,been tight n following e technical odds do pay off in e long run after all....my mj has been undefeated,lol... although it is mostly luck..lol which is a good thing coz now,i need something to help me tide over this difficult period(my parents dun wan me!!)
oh yah,merry christmas ,pple!
i dun understand y my parents treat me like this... i am e elder brother n i am not nasty or anything.. somehow my presence irk them, at difficult times, i have to endure my parents' nonsense, n i never complain.. n while i go through all these tough moments, my younger brother simply avoid them by been overseas studying, n spending more money. n yet, eventually i am e one been kicked out of e house, while my parents long for my younger brother to return b to them.
nobody will believe wat make them chase me out. it all juz coz of a superstition. n i was chased out juz like tat to protect themselves. well, e superstition did bring us bad luck when they believe n react according to it..
it is apparant tat i have been taken for granted. i am definateli staying away from them for some time,as i think we used to be getting too close for comfort.
this incident aside, these few days i am busy doing fyp. my gambling has been on a high streak. i have won b all my losses in poker in juz 2 sessions n won even more. so,been tight n following e technical odds do pay off in e long run after all....my mj has been undefeated,lol... although it is mostly luck..lol which is a good thing coz now,i need something to help me tide over this difficult period(my parents dun wan me!!)
oh yah,merry christmas ,pple!
Monday, November 17, 2008
summer i love you
recently watched shows tat r real romantic. like e summer i love u,e romance is.... omg.. is about this bgr tat jus stared whereby e guy has a damaged spine and cannot walk. but e girl love him so much tat she allowed e doctor to grow some micro organic stuffs in her body b4 transfering them to the guy's body. she did so,even noeing tat e risks were v high as it was an unstable experiment. e guy recovered fast after tat, n e first night they kissed, e guy realised he could stand up! they could even dance e night away.. however,e romance was abrupted by e side effects e girl faced,as she grew older drasticalli n could not tell when she was going to die. to avoid been a burden, she decided to run away from e ko samui island( where e romance started). she later acted as her elder sister n told the guy to juz forget her "younger sis" n lied to her tat she had already forgotten him. e guy was shattered n did not have e heart to exercise his body n could not walk again. however,at e ending he found out abt her sacrifice n he found her n begged her to continue e relationship. e girl/now elderly auntie refused,n came e most dramatic part of e show..e guy went to e doctor n get e doctor to do e same experiment on him,juz so tat he will become older as well! they lived happily ever after.. wah nice
it is so much more romantic than even like water for chocolate(but tat is also real nice n all food enthusiasts should love it as they associate life with food all e way!). LWFC is one of e stories for me to read up again tonite for my exam tml.
so far,my exams going on fine..coz open book,n i happened to noe how to do e correct questions. it was a blessing in disguise tat some segments of rc n steel i dun noe how to do at all,so tat i wun waste time to even think abt it. i realised tat i am not used to e idea of walking out of e exam halls,noeing i will even pass a paper.. oh yah,now is exam period. end of blog entry, wat summer,wat winter i love u here n there...go n study lah!
it is so much more romantic than even like water for chocolate(but tat is also real nice n all food enthusiasts should love it as they associate life with food all e way!). LWFC is one of e stories for me to read up again tonite for my exam tml.
so far,my exams going on fine..coz open book,n i happened to noe how to do e correct questions. it was a blessing in disguise tat some segments of rc n steel i dun noe how to do at all,so tat i wun waste time to even think abt it. i realised tat i am not used to e idea of walking out of e exam halls,noeing i will even pass a paper.. oh yah,now is exam period. end of blog entry, wat summer,wat winter i love u here n there...go n study lah!
Thursday, October 30, 2008
exams r coming
I am not whining,but recently my luck is not as good as it used to be. Even in mahjong which i alwas felt tat flair, i am feeding by throwing corner tiles. N when i am supposed to guard,i have everything dangerous with no winds to throw against a peng hu.. n yes.. most imptly, y am i alwas put in tat situation i muz guard! i am not complaining, in fact, playing such low stakes of 20-40 cents, it is better to be put to e test, whereby e negative effects of experimenting new tactics will show out more clearly. I guess it is due to such luck, tat i think i have yet surpass a new lvl of gambling. It was most apparant last sat,whereby my poker skills improved so much n i keep on snatching so much pots n getting out of trouble quickly after a good read. true enuff,each time i fold, e pot will somehow amass to real big with a few re raises. I had 2 bad luck scenes whereby i got beaten only after going all in n losing only juz at e river(was leading by more than 90%) n another scenario leading a big pot till e turn, with almoz all my pot in before e turn. 2 all in lost, n yet i onli lose $45.. honestly,i noe i played well,juz tat my luck is not there... feel happy,coz gambling has alwas been process orientated,as long as i dun get such unfair treatment all e time. at least my mahjong streak recovered my loss immediately, which made me so happy, coz i finally cancel my losing streak!
exams r coming, n yet thxs to freddie i got so much episodes of prison break n heroes to catch up. anyone can remember how tea bag escaped from sona? i onli remembered him been e leader of sona prison after he backstab e black man..
i am supposed to be stressed.
exams r coming, n yet thxs to freddie i got so much episodes of prison break n heroes to catch up. anyone can remember how tea bag escaped from sona? i onli remembered him been e leader of sona prison after he backstab e black man..
i am supposed to be stressed.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
airport ventures
there was this nite at e airport i was studying, whereby i encountered something which i will not forget. i was studying in pacific cafe,becoz it is good to sleep there,lol.. at tat time, there was this taiwan girl who was also sleeping there n fooling ard in e airport. somehow, we ended up striking a conversation,n oh my.. she really can talk,.. i was struggling to keep up with her at e wee hours of 4-5am plus! when 2 friends juz got to noe each other, usually u start sharing a bit abt yourselves first n ur lifestyle.. but not her..she is crazy! not literally of coz, she juz had depression b4, but e thing is tat she started talking abt pilosophies n politics for a v long time.. in chinese of coz.. man,her knowledge is quite deep, as she say all e chinese idioms to realli make me smile.. so much for studying..i like her style,, travelling ard e country instd of working seriously.
i came to sch late tat day.. n was almoz late for e quiz even. luckily susanto started e quiz real late,so i had time to panick during e paper.
i am real stressed abt my studies.. it does not help tat i keep on shifting places to live in coz loyang green house has too much dust n irritation from e painting. poor me, poor my dogs.. they no longer have e freedom they r so used to at our old house..
i came to sch late tat day.. n was almoz late for e quiz even. luckily susanto started e quiz real late,so i had time to panick during e paper.
i am real stressed abt my studies.. it does not help tat i keep on shifting places to live in coz loyang green house has too much dust n irritation from e painting. poor me, poor my dogs.. they no longer have e freedom they r so used to at our old house..
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