if u watch jack neo shows,u will alwas see characters deceiving themselves with v funny remarks or logic. like for eg. mark's theory of winning in 4D..u either win or u lose.. 50-50%..
i alwas tot all these r juz in shows..for laughter,humour or sacarsm.. but i actually encountered a few jack neo's movie scenarios recently..
eg,last wed,i went out with chee wee for thai dinner plus a movie..thai food was nice,but anyway,later we went to watch marley n me movie. e cinema was almoz empty with juz a few pple watching a relative old movie on a weekday. me n chee wee juz watched e show, n at most commented on e story plot once in a while. Then got this mad guy, alone n mad looking(actually,later he was really mad). he was sitting directly in front of me,n he suddenly stand up n shouted abt us needing to keep quiet in e movie.. n we were hardly talking at all! stunned for a few seconds..then i commented v loudly"CRAZY fellow".. v irritating sound of crazy highly emphasised,ne h got mad! which was honestly wat i wanted. he stared at me while i smiled at him,awaiting for him to deliver his first punch b4 i start kicking him,but to my dissapointment,he did not fight. instd, he sat on top of e chair cushionn purposely block my view. i pushed him to e ground n we started argueing abt who is e one been kuai lan..tat was e exact words used...kuai lan.. chee wee was like trying pacify e situation,while e calm me was calm but yet trying to aggrevate e situation. (btw,calm does not mean smart). chee wee in e end walked to another sit away from him,but i refused to sit anywhere else. i purposely coughed v heavily at his hair,which provoked more quarrels..
haiz..marley n me is a good show,n v touching.. but i guess both of us(not talking abt chee wee) really spoiled e whole show's atmosphere. but it is his fault,i merely defended my pride n class.. no way was a mad man going to have e last laugh at me.. mad laugh then he win..
marley n me is really a good show.. i like it a lot.. esp e dog,he really relates to how deeply dogs have immersed into my family's lifestyle. honestly rite, i am nice to pple,but i never trust human beings. family aside,my dogs r my most trust worthy friends tat i will trust n noe they will never want to harm me for selfish gains.
another encounter..but not so exciting.. i was taking cab from home to ntu,n throughout e 45 mins rite,e taxi driver kept on complaining abt how bad sg government is.. n i can tell he is those ah seng in e past,one of e more senior chief gangsters also got. anyway,he was convincing me abt how stupid sg citizens r to vote for e gov. juz for e sake of economic stability,which turned out to be so bad. i was like telling him abt how sg is safer than other countries which is our strong point,n he start telling me tat sg is safe only coz we literally pay for the lights n safety measures...oh man..so lame.. then nvm..i start convincing him tat citizens should vote for PAP n only consider other parties if they proved to be reasonable parties. u noe wat he tell me?? i try to recall e conversation...
"this sg pple,dunnoe how to think one..simple probability also dunno how to count..still think they so smart..
...ok i ask u.. wat is e probability a political party is better than PAP?"
i replied.."low..they r not exactly v active now except for when there are.."
he interrupts "wrong! tat is y gov brain wash u all till simple maths also dunno how to count....e chances is 33%!!!!'..."
he continues"there is a 33% chance any party is better than our gov,33% chance it is e same,33% chance it is worse!"
OMG.. i really heard such logic from my own encounters.. i cannot believe it.. wat has my nation turned into.. there is a taxi driver with such logic, and an encounter with a madman in a cinema...
worse..wat have i turned into.....
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